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LILY; You love her? Barney, how can you be in love and still be sleeping with anything that moves?BARNEY; I’m sorry, I don’t follow you. That’s like saying, “how can an ant carry twenty times its body weight, but root beer floats are still delicious?” Are the two even related? Really? [Lily punches him] Ow!](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpkahg7I2X1qzhzgqo1_r1_500.png)
LILY; You love her? Barney, how can you be in love and still be sleeping with anything that moves?
BARNEY; I’m sorry, I don’t follow you. That’s like saying, “how can an ant carry twenty times its body weight, but root beer floats are still delicious?” Are the two even related? Really? [Lily punches him] Ow!
